Rules for Hunting Droids
Always Follow Order 66: Eliminate any Jedi. |
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These are the rules you should never forget when hunting for droids. |
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1. | Never trust any old man you tells you that "These are not the droids you are looking for". |
2. | The only good a droid, is a dead droid. Unless that droid is helping the Empire. |
3. | Blaster bullets are highly inaccurate and have infinite bullets, never let up on the trigger. |
4. | Astromech droids can fly, you can not. |
5. | Protocol droids will try to talk there way out of anything, no matter what blast them instead of listen. |
6. | Vader gets pissed if you fail, don't fail. |
7. | If you run into a droid protected by a Jedi, you will not make it. |
8. | They can survive in a wide variety of climates, we have special troops for each one, don't be a hero, contact the right troops. |
9. | Don't let Gordon convince you to do anything, always do the opposite. |
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