Remedial Droid Hunting 101
This is the R2 eye. Think of it as a bulls eye. Not to be confused with your own eye, Gordon.
CLASSROOM LEARNING
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| Lt. Arnet: Listen up Maggots. This is the Empire's most wanted, R2-D2. He is a standard issue Astromech Droid. |
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| Lt. Arnet: He has been known to help Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, and the sexy Padme. |
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Arnet: You three up front. Gordon: I'm first. Lt. Arnet: Shut up and study the target. |
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| Lt. Arnet: Hey everyone pay attention. Get up here so you can see the poster. |
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| Lt.
Arnet: Wait a minute, who in Vader's great butt hole are you? Gordon: I am Stormtrooper Gordon, all that is man. Lt. Arnet: Shut the F up Gordon, I'm talking to him. |
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Stormwok: I am the experimental fighting
machine. I am the DNA of Stephen injected into an EWOK. I am
Stormwok. Lt. Arnet: What? We are doing that now? Gordon: Oh he's so cute. |
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| Lt.
Arnet: I swear to Sidious I will end your shit right now Gordon. Stormwok: Shit, Let's kill this Bitch. Gordon: Why are you so mean to us? |
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| Lt. Arnet: Never mind, welcome aboard soldier. Now, if you want to be an effective droid hunter you have to be aware of your surroundings at all times: |
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| Lt.
Arnet: Oh crap, Vader is going to be pissed. Stormwok: Deuces! |
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GORDON'S FIRST DAY AS RDH 101 TEACHER
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Gordon: Okay Pukeheads, first things first, we need rythym. It's time to learn the Gord-erena. Don't pay attention to anything else, just the music. |
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Gordon: Now hands straight out! Newbie 1: Sir, I hear something behind us. Newbie 2: Me too sir, sounds like a protocol droid and an astromech droid. Gordon: Shut up and Dance. The Galactic Ball is only a month away and my troops aren't going to embarass me. |
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Newbie 3: How did this dumbass become a troop leader? Gordon: I heard that maggot. You will never find the droids with that attitude. I have more droid sense then you will ever imagine. Newbie 2: I am pretty sure we just missed them. Newbie 1: Well this is a great start to my career. At least we have the new armor.
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